Zohar and India, stepsisters,
High in the kingdom of giggledom,
meet Sandalphon and Metatron,
who tell them the real story of the World:
King David stayed exclusively with Michal
where as Bathsheba seduced Joseph -
he doesn't resist. The Temple was built;
not by Solomon but by Esther's son, Darius.
Amnon did not appear and he does not commit
Incest with Tamar, which turns her into a prophetess
instead of a victim. Adam and Eve do not eat
the apple, but a mango and remain blessedly
naïve. Everyone who follows remains naked
and the clothing industry is not born, and not cars,
and not fertilizers, and not pet supplies and word
processors - people only write in the air with their voices.